Fairfax County Police Museum: What would happen to you if you used an expensive piece of taxpayers property for personal fun and games? You would go to jail.

The Fairfax County Police Culture of Contempt. We let them get away with it so we deserve it.

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Why a police museum?

Because it protects our jobs and gives you the impression that we’re not costing you a quarter of billion a year, we’re doing you a favor by working here.

How do we pay for this unneeded and unwanted police museum?

Easy, the way we understand it….because not a cop on the force had ever had a job off the government doll….the tax payers have a magic tree that grows money and allows us to buy helicopters, boats and hundreds and hundreds of cars we will never use and just about anything else we want. And yet, you keep giving us money, almost $300,000,000 this year alone that could have gone to better schools, more roads and investment in the infrastructure.

Do we care? Hell no, because over 80% of us live outside the county that pays us so very, very well.

You get the government you deserve.

Fairfax County Police Museum

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What would happen to you if you used an expensive piece of taxpayers property for personal fun and games? You would go to jail.

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