Fairfax County Police Museum: March 2014

"You know" said the chief idiot in charge of the police "It's not our money, the media looks the other way and shit, we got a $400,000,000 budget so we figured "Hey, why not?"

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Why a police museum?

Because it protects our jobs and gives you the impression that we’re not costing you a quarter of billion a year, we’re doing you a favor by working here.

How do we pay for this unneeded and unwanted police museum?

Easy, the way we understand it….because not a cop on the force had ever had a job off the government doll….the tax payers have a magic tree that grows money and allows us to buy helicopters, boats and hundreds and hundreds of cars we will never use and just about anything else we want. And yet, you keep giving us money, almost $300,000,000 this year alone that could have gone to better schools, more roads and investment in the infrastructure.

Do we care? Hell no, because over 80% of us live outside the county that pays us so very, very well.

You get the government you deserve.

Fairfax County Police Museum

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Fairfax County Police Catupult School kids to see how far they will fly

Results of a needless and dangerous high speed chase, do you think the idiot cop will offer to pay for the car?

Cop still dating police car "There's just something about the tork" cops says

“Shazam and Yeha doggie! I betha they let me take this har little beauty home ma sister date me again!”

Fairfax County Police John Geer "I thought he had a gun in his hand award"

The magic suit

This site is parody, it isn't real, its a joke.

Fairfax County Police Officer David Ziants award for kill somebody and the worst thing that happens