Fairfax County Police Museum: 2012

Believe it or not, this car door swings open on its own, forces a gun into your hand, aims it and puts one right into the bad guys heart......works very well on gamblers....we know, we tried it.

About Us

Why a police museum?

Because it protects our jobs and gives you the impression that we’re not costing you a quarter of billion a year, we’re doing you a favor by working here.

How do we pay for this unneeded and unwanted police museum?

Easy, the way we understand it….because not a cop on the force had ever had a job off the government doll….the tax payers have a magic tree that grows money and allows us to buy helicopters, boats and hundreds and hundreds of cars we will never use and just about anything else we want. And yet, you keep giving us money, almost $300,000,000 this year alone that could have gone to better schools, more roads and investment in the infrastructure.

Do we care? Hell no, because over 80% of us live outside the county that pays us so very, very well.

You get the government you deserve.

Fairfax County Police Museum

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Exhibit 345: Magic night stick, beats teens in McDonald all by itself!!!!

Exhibit 57: The worlds most nervous black man...and we don't blame him

exhibit 34: The Amazing Pear Head Guy

Exhibit 5: Worlds Smallest Chief right here in Fairfax County

Exhibit 2: Actual stick used to make Fairfax County Police Women ugly, AKA The Ugly Stick

Exhibit 1: The Amazing Swinging Car Door

This site is parody, it isn't real, its a joke.

Fairfax County Police Officer David Ziants award for kill somebody and the worst thing that happens