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Fairfax County Police bring in bloodhoods to help them locate their morals and principles

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Paid for out of the Fairfax County Police budget that nears $400,000,000 a year (Yeah, it’s that much) Bolt and Silas are the Fairfax County Police Department’s newest additions to its bloodhound team to go along with a number of air drones, ships and helicopters that you pay for.

“We’re hoping they can locate basic principles of decency within the department” said department spokesperson Susan Lookslikeaman “and then lend it out to Fairfax Commonwealth’s Attorney Ray Morrogh to help him find his scruples” 



John Geer, unarmed, gunned down and the cops won't explain why and their getting away with it