Fairfax County Police Museum: And now a word from Fairfax County Police Chief Another White Guy with a Nazi Haircut

I want the people of Fairfax County to know that we are still dragging out feet on the killing of citizen John Greer by a Fairfax County cop. Rest assured that the Fairfax County Police are investigating the Fairfax County Police and once again we will find the Fairfax County Police innocent of all charges......its kinda like getting away with murder ain't it?

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Why a police museum?

Because it protects our jobs and gives you the impression that we’re not costing you a quarter of billion a year, we’re doing you a favor by working here.

How do we pay for this unneeded and unwanted police museum?

Easy, the way we understand it….because not a cop on the force had ever had a job off the government doll….the tax payers have a magic tree that grows money and allows us to buy helicopters, boats and hundreds and hundreds of cars we will never use and just about anything else we want. And yet, you keep giving us money, almost $300,000,000 this year alone that could have gone to better schools, more roads and investment in the infrastructure.

Do we care? Hell no, because over 80% of us live outside the county that pays us so very, very well.

You get the government you deserve.

Fairfax County Police Museum

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And now a word from Fairfax County Police Chief Another White Guy with a Nazi Haircut

This site is parody, it isn't real, its a joke.

Fairfax County Police Officer David Ziants award for kill somebody and the worst thing that happens